Tuesday, April 21, 2009

New App "iEye"

I'm working on a new app for the iPhone.

Using GPS and the camera on your phone the iEye app will assist you in spotting pirates both in the open seas and around you local nieghbourhood.

Simply spy a suspected pirate through you're camera; enlarge and inhance the image with my special Imagin-Airy software and cross reference trough you GPS with a list of known pirates haunts. Make a positive ID and hear you phone yell "iEye" moments before it is taken from you by real pirates.

Become the subject of a real pirate shanty. Expiriece privateering like never before.

And watch for the virtual urinal "iPee" coming soon.

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